wildandwild:

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- Unfilmed scene, STXI

guwap-dawg:

please

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

poopflow:

sir-doge-swaggington:

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

Chris Pratt is my new god

i love him

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

dayandnightitsjustlife:

i hope daft punk is like the dread pirate roberts, so when the current wearers of the helmets decide to retire they can just find two more people to take over the role and continue on the legend for the rest of time

perfect

New Who Doctors in their previous regeneration’s clothes

tennants-hair:

when i find myself in times of trouble

the 12th doctor comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

officialharleyquinn:

superman/batman is my otp

"Oh you mean superbat?"

No I mean manman

during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today

feminismandpugsarelife:

iso-hei:

CLIMB THE HIGHEST SURFACE POSSIBLE WOOOO

I want to read that paper

neverstopsatall:

leslie knows my ambition in life

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