June 2013
“video games make people violent”
THAT’S RIGHT. IM GONNA AX YOUR HEAD OFF AS SOon as im done watering my plants and talking to the townsfolk
Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone
You guys thought I was kidding…
omG
it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas
if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails
DOOOYOUHEAR THE PEEEOPLE SING
SINGING A SOOONG OF AANGRY MEN
IT IS THE MUUUSIC OOF A PEEEOPLE WHO
WILLNOT
BE SLAVES
AGAIN!
WHEEN THEBEEATINGOOFYOURHEART
ECHOES THE BEEEA TING OOFTHE DRUMS
THERE IS A LIFE ABOOUT TO STARTWHENTOMOOORROW COOOOOOOMES!!
what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
HELP I’M LOCKED OUTSIDE MY HOUSE AND MY DAD ISN’T HOME YET
ok this has happened to me heres what u do: find a cocktail stick and hunt a unicorn use unicorn blood and horn to make a pizza this pizza will turn into a spoon use that spoon to dig a tunnel under ground you are now in ur home
what
