- Me: What do you call the Hulk in Captain America's costume?
- Sister: What?
- Me: A star spangled Banner!
- Sister: *facepalm*
I’m on vacation right now and there’s nothing to do but maybe chill on the internet or watch TV. Well, I’m tumblin’ and watching Showtime—the only thing on. Showtime, sadly, is playing New Moon. Yes, my life has resorted to these measures. My sister is dead asleep next to me and wakes up just as things get particularly loud moment: Jacob and Bella arguing over Edward’s call. She startles awake, looks at the TV as Alice shouts that Edward is running off to the Volturi, and rolls over. Jake shouts the line ‘Bella, he doesn’t want you anymore!’, and my sister merely mumbles, ‘Bitch, Please’ before completely passing out.
I must have laughed for a full 5 minutes. My sister is the epitome of awesome.